do you think it’s coincidence that i was “relationship demoted” with via gchat after putting this video up as my status?
if he can’t roll, good riddance! i’ll never give up on kenny g.
one day i’m going to make a book of the really nice emails i get from my friends and family.
Turn down for what
I can consistently start all of my sentences with I!my cover letter.
No offense intended, but it would never occur to me to look for the best minds in any generation in an undergraduate English department anywhere. I would certainly try the physics department or the music department first — and after that biochemistry. Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.
Kurt Vonnegut, on his friend Allen Ginsburg’s poem “Howl” (via openbookstore)
Not sure if we’re allowed to do this, but fuck it. Here’s a recipe leaked straight from our new book for some Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites. If you haven’t preordered the book yet, pull your shit together and get to it. If you have preordered the book already, take the rest of today off because clearly you’re ahead of the fucking game.
THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE FOREVER.
GET OUT OF HERE CHRIS CLAYTON!