Aug 31, 2014
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My school notebooks this quarter 

My school notebooks this quarter 

(Source: cocainediet, via whitegirlblog)

Aug 30, 2014
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Runaway train

Runaway train

Aug 30, 2014
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Best bros!

Best bros!

Aug 29, 2014
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do you think it’s coincidence that i was “relationship demoted” with via gchat after putting this video up as my status?

if he can’t roll, good riddance! i’ll never give up on kenny g. 

Aug 29, 2014
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lizzie? is that you?

lizzie? is that you?

(Source: gemmacorrell)

Aug 29, 2014
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one day i’m going to make a book of the really nice emails i get from my friends and family. 

Aug 29, 2014
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Turn down for what

Turn down for what

Aug 27, 2014
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I can consistently start all of my sentences with I!
my cover letter.
Aug 27, 2014
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No offense intended, but it would never occur to me to look for the best minds in any generation in an undergraduate English department anywhere. I would certainly try the physics department or the music department first — and after that biochemistry. Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

Kurt Vonnegut, on his friend Allen Ginsburg’s poem “Howl” (via openbookstore)

hahahahha

Aug 27, 2014
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this makes me laugh. love money party, but for real. #miley

this makes me laugh. love money party, but for real. #miley

(Source: fuckingbangerzstour)

Aug 26, 2014
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SUMMERTWOTHOUSANDANDFOURTEENBYE

(Source: youtube.com)

Aug 26, 2014
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thugkitchen:

Not sure if we’re allowed to do this, but fuck it. Here’s a recipe leaked straight from our new book for some Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites. If you haven’t preordered the book yet, pull your shit together and get to it. If you have preordered the book already, take the rest of today off because clearly you’re ahead of the fucking game.

hello, lunch!

thugkitchen:

Not sure if we’re allowed to do this, but fuck it. Here’s a recipe leaked straight from our new book for some Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites. If you haven’t preordered the book yet, pull your shit together and get to it. If you have preordered the book already, take the rest of today off because clearly you’re ahead of the fucking game.

hello, lunch!

Aug 26, 2014
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Aug 26, 2014
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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

coffeeandcomics look at this!

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

coffeeandcomics look at this!

(Source: oprahpinky, via fricknheck)

Aug 26, 2014
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THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE FOREVER.

GET OUT OF HERE CHRIS CLAYTON!

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