Sep 16, 2014
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Apparently, it’s this goobers first birthday!

Apparently, it’s this goobers first birthday!

Sep 16, 2014
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Party hard, 29

Party hard, 29

Sep 16, 2014
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like that time corinnemucha was mostly attracted to ghosts.

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Sep 14, 2014
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cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Sep 14, 2014
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I won’t go until I get some, so bring it right here.  (at First Slice Pie Cafe)

I won’t go until I get some, so bring it right here. (at First Slice Pie Cafe)

Sep 14, 2014
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me and jenna in five years. 

me and jenna in five years. 

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Sep 14, 2014
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We are #grownwomen, we can do whatever we want

We are #grownwomen, we can do whatever we want

Sep 12, 2014
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Sep 11, 2014
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OSU men are desirable in part because of their commitment to academics and fitness

HAHAHAH THIS IS SO DUMBBB

Website ranks Ohio State men No. 2 most attractive - The Lantern : The Lantern

Sep 11, 2014
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screengoddess:

Patricia Ellis 1933

bring oversized bows back. thx

screengoddess:

Patricia Ellis 1933

bring oversized bows back. thx

Sep 11, 2014
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misswendyd:

Gorgeous Puffin in Bloom editions illustrated by Anna Bond from Rifle Paper Company! Beautiful artwork on those endpapers and cover, plus special bonus materials at the end of each book. Including, of course, a recipe for raspberry cordial.

We’re giving away a complete set of four to one lucky person who completes our MG/YA classics challenge this year!

Photographs by The Midnight Garden.

sweet dreams tonight thinkin’ on these covers. 

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Sep 10, 2014
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Alexis Wilkinson, editor of The Harvard Lampoon, just released important new research on the origin of the bitches species in a ground-breaking paper in Opening Ceremony’s scientific journal. Her innovative work indicates that basic bitches predate even Darwin’s ideas about natural selection. She writes:

With regard to the ubiquity of basic bitches, not much has changed in the nearly 200 years that have since passed. In general, bitches have been around since the dawn of time, from the first sassy single-celled prokaryote. But, until recently, the bitch was always undesirable, the girl in your Garden of Eden who never could follow simple directions … The trappings of basicness are the components of modern existence at its least common denominators: a pumpkin-spice latte in her French-manicured hand, a complete lack of self-awareness, and a vocal inflection that makes statements sound like questions. Like the dumbass molecules of a bum-ass chain, these elements arise from the primordial ooze and link to form a simple being. 

Of course, it was previously alleged that the basic bitch paints her fingers in Chinchilly by Essie. Needless to say, the scientific community is reeling in the light of these unexpected discoveries. But just put on some Beyoncé and bring them all margs — or maybe even some white wine, that sounds kinda perfect right now, doesn’t it? — and they’ll bounce back in no time. 


(via Important New Harvard Research on Basic Bitches — The Cut)

Alexis Wilkinson, editor of The Harvard Lampoon, just released important new research on the origin of the bitches species in a ground-breaking paper in Opening Ceremony’s scientific journal. Her innovative work indicates that basic bitches predate even Darwin’s ideas about natural selection. She writes:

With regard to the ubiquity of basic bitches, not much has changed in the nearly 200 years that have since passed. In general, bitches have been around since the dawn of time, from the first sassy single-celled prokaryote. But, until recently, the bitch was always undesirable, the girl in your Garden of Eden who never could follow simple directions … The trappings of basicness are the components of modern existence at its least common denominators: a pumpkin-spice latte in her French-manicured hand, a complete lack of self-awareness, and a vocal inflection that makes statements sound like questions. Like the dumbass molecules of a bum-ass chain, these elements arise from the primordial ooze and link to form a simple being.

Of course, it was previously alleged that the basic bitch paints her fingers in Chinchilly by Essie. Needless to say, the scientific community is reeling in the light of these unexpected discoveries. But just put on some Beyoncé and bring them all margs — or maybe even some white wine, that sounds kinda perfect right now, doesn’t it? — and they’ll bounce back in no time.


(via Important New Harvard Research on Basic Bitches — The Cut)

Sep 10, 2014
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Sep 10, 2014
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Sep 10, 2014
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Hello from 1993!! Working without a computer, and taking phone messages! It’s almost like it’s #tbt (at 1993)

Hello from 1993!! Working without a computer, and taking phone messages! It’s almost like it’s #tbt (at 1993)

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